dump the pope in the ocean, find a new one
Do you know just HOW MUCH of an uproar this would cause? This is like some schism-causing shit. People aren’t ready. Not yet. Unless you want the radical conservative Catholics to form another branch and become the bane of everyone existence. He’s looking out for everyone. He knows what’s up.
and what a great investment that was
I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
A boy I’ve been flirting with gave me his number but he doesn’t have mine so I’ve been texting him pretending I’m a dinosaur.
Excellent flirting skills
Guys. He has his own dinosaur.
I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime.
here’s a picture of my dad pretending to be in new-york
if only?? notre dame was real?????