when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating
this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner
Concert security gets paid to attend concerts. Take a moment and let that sink in.
a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!
this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late
Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….
tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying
What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car
This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th
and then it moves
You try to swim upward upon noticing the movement, but its large hands are far too fast for your slow human swimming abilities. It holds you down, and slowly tears you limb by limb, burying your remains and “saving you for later”
BACK FOOT OPEN
RUB RUB 7 DAYS
Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.
literally the perfect man
if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen